Hands Free Wee

Over the last week, two of my friends have sent me Facebook messages saying that they have accidentally dropped their phones into toilets and need my phone number again.
Now, I think that begs the question, why are so many people conducting phone-based activities on the toilet? Are we, as a society, that short of time…

That was the week that was…

I’ve had a lovely few days. I’ve played some fantastic gigs, got to wear pretend glasses on Channel 5 AND discovered a new type of cereal fronted by the Honey Monster. I can’t remember a more thrilling week since that time back in 1992 where I met John Leslie at the Royal Tournament whilst…

Much like Bob, I don’t like Mondays

I’m in a terrible grump. I can tell this because I am listening to ‘Adele’. And if you hear ‘Set Fire to Rain’ coming from a room, you know there are only two possibilities for what is going on in within those walls: melancholy or heavy petting. So unless my stuffed toy, Tony Bear, has…

Balls and the City

So, I am back from New York. I spent a week there on holidays with my Aussie fella so we could meet up with his parents who were visiting on a North American tour. As in a guided tour. They weren’t touring in the same way that Duran Duran tour. Although it would be awesome…

Exit, pursued by a Badger

So, ‘Show Me The Funny’ is over for me. But I did make it to the semi-finals, which isn’t bad for someone who asked if the ‘judge with the big hair and glasses’ was Dame Edna Everidge during the first gig.
I learnt a fair deal during the two months of filming, like ‘never give-up…

Hola!

Wowee, what a few weeks. ‘Show Me The Funny’ is airing and the response I’ve had from people has been acers! My favourite incident was when I heard a disembodied voice yell ‘Busy, busy, busy’ whist I was queuing in McDonalds. After briefly coming to conclusion that God is both a big light-entertainment fan and…

Hello!

Hello! Welcome to my brand new sparkly website! It’s pretty, isn’t it? I like my flowery dress on the homepage. I wanted more flowers everywhere, but was told Cath Kidston was threatening litigation proceedings, so I had to back off.
It’s been a busy few months, what with quitting my grown up job and taking part…

Hello!

This new website is very nearly almost ready. Please check back on Tuesday 12th July for more news…