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Wowee, what a few weeks. ‘Show Me The Funny’ is airing and the response I’ve had from people has been acers! My favourite incident was when I heard a disembodied voice yell ‘Busy, busy, busy’ whist I was queuing in McDonalds. After briefly coming to conclusion that God is both a big light-entertainment fan and a resident of a burger chain in East London, it turned out the voice had actually come from some people in their car, picking up their drive-thru order. They yelled some more through the little serving window, I yelled back through the little serving window, and then we all realised we’d ordered the same flavour milkshake. As you can imagine, much milk-based-beverage hilarity ensued.

In other news, people keep telling me off for not having a list of upcoming gigs on here, but I will do. Soon. Pinky promise. And until then, my Facebook page is the best place to see what I’m up to.

That’s all for now peoples. To anyone who has sent me nice messages that have made me snort; thanks a million. To anyone who has sent me dirty messages that have made me tut; stop it this instant*.

*Don’t stop it.

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Hello! Welcome to my brand new sparkly website! It’s pretty, isn’t it? I like my flowery dress on the homepage. I wanted more flowers everywhere, but was told Cath Kidston was threatening litigation proceedings, so I had to back off.

It’s been a busy few months, what with quitting my grown up job and taking part in ITV’s Show Me the Funny (Monday’s @ 9pm ITV1 from July 18). So apparently, I am now a full time funny person which is pretty ace.

It’s hard work. They don’t tell you that. You have to drink loads of lattes while looking intently at the screen of your Mac Book Air. Unfortunately, I don’t like coffee or have a Mac Book Air, so I’m making do with a glass of Nesquik , and a notepad that comes with a mini pencil that cleverly hides in its spine. I like to pretend that the pencil is actually a tiny Excalibur that I must heroically heave from its special dwelling place before any writing can commence. Sometimes I do a Sharapova-esque groan at the same time to make the scene more realistic. I spend a lot of time alone.

Anyway, please have a look around my new internet home. I hope to get a list of where I’m gigging up and running on here soon, so in the meantime ‘like’ my page on Facebook or follow me on Twitter to find out where I’ll be, and more importantly what my ‘hilarious’ neighbours with the full sized plastic garden dwelling horse will dress him in next. Last week it was a bowler hat, so who knows what kind of wackiness next week will bring.

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This new website is very nearly almost ready. Please check back on Tuesday 12th July for more news…